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This insert has shown you the four major candidates, but what about the other 150 some people officially running for president? One of the biggest presidential election gripes is that the media doesn t give enough attention to the little guys, here is a list of the more interesting candidates for your informational pleasure, thanks to Project Vote Smart at http://www.vote-smart.org/. Enjoy.
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By Cuinn Morgen Name: Paris Carlos Lewis Alvarez Gender: Male Birth-date: 10/01/59 Party: None Lists life long liason to God as educational experience. Believes that capital offenders, regardless ofgender, should be castrated.
Name: Robert William Gottier Gender: Male Birth-date: 08/25/36 Party: None On the issue of abortion, he says, If we do not reduce our population, no person will survive World War Three, which will be fought over food, and will be caused by overpopulation.
Name: Albert Al Hamburg Gender: Male Birth-date: 02/17/32 Party: Independant Believes that Dopers and illegal aliens should not be allowed to have children.
Name: Mark Stewart Greenstein Gender: Male Birth-date: 02/03/64 Party: Democrat Lists Committee to make Dave Barry required reading as an organizational membership.
Name: Jackson Kirk Grimes Gender: Male Birth-date: 09/10/50 Party: United Fascist Union He's a fascist. If you don't know what that is, think Hitler and Mussilini, and that will give you a pretty good picture.
Name: Da Vid Gender: Male Birth-date: 07/04/47 Party: Light Wants a hemp based economy. Starts all of his sentences with we.
Name: James Wellington Wright Gender: Male Birth-date: 05/17/40 Party: Independent Wants to deport drug users. Well, there goes half the population.
Name: Robert B. Winn Gender: Male Birth-date: 08/14/47 Party: Independent Lists being a prisoner in a jail and psychiatric ward as political experience.
Name: James John Prattas Gender: Male Birth-date: 07/12/48 Party: Republican Wants to Pardon the marijuana people, and make college free for those who qualify. Sounds good to me.
Name: Michael Joseph Jackson Gender: Male Birth-date: 01/01/60 Party: Republican Claims to have been an astronaut, general, Chief of Staff, and Chief Executive, otherwise known as the President of the United States, among other things.
Name: Quentin C. Colgan Gender: Male Birth-date: 08/18/57 Party: None Wants to pardon all federal offenders convicted of non-violent drug offenses.
Name: Clifford R. Catton Gender: Male Birth-date: 10/29/49 Party: Church of God I can't decide whether he looks more like Jesus or the una-bomber.
Name: Raymond Joseph Caplette Gender: Male Birth-date: 10/30/32 Party: Democrat Thinks AIDS should be a medical problem. I personally thought that's what AIDS is.
Name: Harry Browne Gender: Male Birth-date: 06/17/33 Party: Libertarian Wants to eliminate federal funding to everything but law enforcement, and would greatly decrease that.
Name: Eric Jello Biafra Boucher Gender: Male Birth-date: ? Party: Green Party Nickname is the same as Dead Kennedy s lead singer.
Name: Don W. Gorman Gender: Male Birth-date: 02/05/38 Party: Libertarian He's a chimney sweep.
Name: Marsha Aileen Lannon Foutch Gender: Female Birth-date: 08/23/46 Party: Democrat Wants to eliminate all taxes. She says on the subject, People are basically good. They will donate to big government like they donate to charities if you eliminate their 'British Tea Taxes'.
Name: Charles Collins Gender: Male Birth-date: Not given. Party: First American Constitutional Likes to talk in third person. The next Bob Dole? |
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Insert Editor: Maggie Liebschutz Page 1: Mike Maas Page 2: Brianne Burrows Page 3: Alyse Chadwick Page 4: Cuinn Morgen |
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